Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Well, my Doctorate is purely honorary and Harry is only qualified to work on sailors. This stuff, or whoever sent it, is cleverer than we are. Unfortunate, isn't it? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not [...]
Please tell me I didn't get old. Anything but old. I was young! Oh... is he grey? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'Get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name. I once spent a hell of a long [...]
You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy [...]
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce then cats take over the world. Stretch find something else more interesting peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth purr.Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Eat and than sleep on your face. While eating hunt by [...]